When I tried binding the waist with ribbon for the first time, and it went great I should have known.
But noooo. I kept right on stitching and, for some odd reason, was surprised when I slipped my new skirt on to find this:
Maybe its not a total loss. Maybe SlimFast will see this fabulously staged and in-focus photo and offer to buy it for an ad campaign.
Wait, I don't think I've ever had a SlimFast. crap.