Mr. SimpleHeart: "Would you like a china hutch?"
The most surprising thing here is not that the hutch is most certainly NOT wood, but that my husband asked me in the first place. Anytime we are having a conversation about furniture I know he is only half listening because most of his attention is focused on the answer to this equation:
This is what I made from it:
(please pardon the photos, its November in Oregon so lighting is an issue, but I really wanted to show you)