Act I
Mr. SimpleHeart: "Would you like a china hutch?"
Mr. SimpleHeart: "Would you like a china hutch?"
Me: "Yes! Wait, is it made of wood or pressboard? If its a nice wood one then yes, if its the assemble-from-a-box sort then no."
Mr. SimpleHeart: "I'll find out."
Act II
Mr. SimpleHeart: "Is it wood."
GuyatWork: "I dunno, I'll ask my wife."
GuyatWork's Wife: "It must be, its over 40 years old."
This is what I got:
The most surprising thing here is not that the hutch is most certainly NOT wood, but that my husband asked me in the first place. Anytime we are having a conversation about furniture I know he is only half listening because most of his attention is focused on the answer to this equation:
This is what I made from it:
(please pardon the photos, its November in Oregon so lighting is an issue, but I really wanted to show you)
The first thing to go was that enormous moulding sitting up there demanding to know why my appliances aren't Avocado Green or Harvest Gold. I found a piece of moulding with clean lines in the scrap pile and cut it to size for the top and bottom.
Next, several coats of cream colored paint and that was about as far as my planning went. Then Mr. SimpleHeart suggested spray painting the inside which made it an easy job, EXCEPT for taping paper over the windows. Imagine wallpapering a hobbit's house while doing the Limbo and you'll get the idea. I stood in the paint section for a looong time before settling on a champagne color with metallic flecks. When I started the project I really thought I wanted color but...
1. I was afraid the wrong colors on the hutch would limit the color of dishware I could display.
2. We're renters and our landlady has a penchant for those stick-on wallpaper borders. There is a different one in every room, no really, the cardinals from the Living Room run right smack into the apples in the Dining Room. We're used to it now but I spent the first month we lived here staring up with my mouth hanging open. So really, we have plenty of color for now.
Sooo, I stuck with pretty neutral shades. It looks a little olive-y in low light but its growing on me. Now I just need some really great hardware and I've got my lemonade.
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